Singapore Idol

so. i just finished watching singapore idol's audition thingy.

and i must say that some of them are really damn pathetic. not say i mean or what la. but seriously! some of them really deserve to go home.

just now was 60 down to 28. i'm not really an 'idol fan', but some of the people really crack me up. out of the memorable ones, only a few stand out. teo teng seng! singapore's kungfu rapper. he was utter rubbish. thanks. and i only remember one guy who went thru to the last 28. paul twohill or something like that. i think i only remember him because he sang my chemical romance's helena in the first round. and he amazingly got thru.

and none of the girls are as hot as american idol's Katharine Mcphee. maybe have, but i never pay enough attention. but Katharine Mcphee is hot.



wheeeeeee. eleven more days.

Ring ring.

ring ring ring ring ring ring ring. BANANAPHONE.



excuse the video. it was the funniest one i can find that has bananaphone on it.

okay. here goes.

01) What is the phone brand?
Samsung SGH-E-600C (i think)

02) What are the last 3 digits of your mobile number?
633

03) What does the 2nd message in your inbox say?
"Hello! Hmmm, so when is ur NS date?"

04) Who's the first person who comes up under the letter M?
mad posb savings

05) Who's the last person you rang?
zul hp

06) Who was your last missed call from?
zul hp

07) Who's the 2nd person who comes up under D?
dad office

08) What does the last message in your inbox say?
Happy 20th birthday!! May u b happy throughout e yr.As 4 ur present,i give u a last chance 2 consider.Better choose nw as i gt job. Next yr might nt hv e chance.

09)Who comes up under J?
jakob hp, jakob(indo) [i bet he's not there anymore],
jared hp, jarren hp, jasmine hp,
jasmine VL hp, jason vin hp, jennifer hp,
jeremy hp, jeris hp, jervis hp,
jessie hp, jialin hp, jingyang bank,
jingyang hp, joanne hp, john sebastian,
johnny hp, jonathan hp, josephine hp,
judy hp, julie, julie hp
junior hp, justin hp

10) Go to your Sent Items - what does the 10th message say?
all my Sent Items(Outbox) are cdkeys, passwords, or addresses of people in vm. why the addresses, you may ask. because i have to send all these mofos back. thanks to staying in woodlands. i bet my address is somewhere on their phones too.

11) Who's the 4th person who comes up under S?
shah hp.

12) Who's your network provider?
Singtel

13) How many messages are currently in your inbox?
209

14) What do you have as your background?
picture that says "BEWARE OF GLASS".
took that picture in KL, or was it JB? can't remember.

15) Who's the 2nd person who comes up under R?
randy hp

16) Who do you have on speed dial 3?
it says "Directory Assist". number is "100"
i never knew i had speed dial.

17) If you're on Pay as you Go, how much credit do you have?
i would have two dollars because i'm poor.

18) Who's the first person who comes up under C?
calvin hp

19) How many bars of signal do you currently have?
two. pathetic two.

20) What do you have as your main ringtone?
bzzzt. BZZZZZZZZZZZZT.
no ringtone la. vibrations ftw!

oh. i'm supposed to pass it on. whoever wants to do it la huh. i bet even if i throw up 1001 names here, less than 2 will do.

I need to..

- make specs.
- buy hangers.
- pack documents for enlistment.
- buy detergent and shyt.
- go to cmpb apply leave for grad.

let's start off small, shall we? five items. let's see how long i take to finish. stupid fever is setting the laziness in. thanks.

life, treat me a lil better will ya?

Thank you!

hokae. some thanks to those concerned taggers. i'm still kinda ill, but definitely alot better. imagine waking up everyday, not wanting to get up from bed. but i have to because my nose is blocked and my throat is irritating. and my lips are bleeding from dehydration. taste of blood yummmm.

still thinking whether i wanna go down to breko@bugis tonight. can see jessie put in alot of effort for this stuff so i don't want to disappoint her. must find a way to sneak out. muaha.

haven't been going out for dayssssssssss. so nothing to update. yawnn.

Owned.

coughing has made me discover great things. interesting stuff. maybe i've actually known some of these, but this period of coughing has more or less confirmed that they are right.

Water helps if it is warm__
yes. drink more water. blah blah blah. but if one is coughing, you should drink more warm water. cold water will own your throat more. also, take more baths. i dunno, but it kinda helps.

Humour is good__
in a sense. humour is good all the time, but firstly you have to appreciate the humour. there are many types of humour, apply whatever is suitable for you. takes your mind off the coughing. afterall, laughter is the best medicine!

Cough relief is useless__
i'm speaking about stuff like Vapodrops, Robitussin. i've tried'em all. simply useless, thanks. while you're sucking on the sweet, you stop coughing. once it's gone, you're back to square one. throw that stuff away.

Medication__
it'll help, but i haven't tried it yet. rofl. get back to you on it.

More rest__
like sleep. i could sleep the entire day away man. but i just don't want to waste it because i'm three weeks away from giving up my freedom. maybe i should just rest more and cure this goddamn thing. i always feel better when i wake up, then worse as the day goes on.

Excretion__
go to the toilet more. blow/spit out your phlegm more. irritating, but it helps.

Keep warm__
very important. i went into an aircon room and started coughing like a TB patient. not as bad when i was at room tempurature.

Hard gay__
solves'em all HOOOOOOOOOOOOO.

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yup. that's about it. i thought i was feeling better, but it was not to be.

i typed this like two days ago on notepad. and once again, i was too fucked to get outta bed and post this. went to sleep at 8pm last night. and didn't sleep well. sooo. i finally gave in and went to the doctor.

fever. 39.4degrees HOOOOO. i'm hot. i forgot what's the normal temperature for human. 37.8? or something like that?

when i told the doctor that i returned from batam not long ago, he gave me this cheeky smile. thought i go there do what, that's why came back ill. well, didn't have the energy to explain to him anyway.

hope the meddy works. i want to go outtttttt.

Some Stuffs.

hokae. so. firstly. some apologies to the guys rock climbing today. couldn't make it cos i was dying like a chinaman. thanks. and amazingly, i left my handphone on the computer table, instead of bringing it with me to sleep like every other night. some missed calls, so yeah. and i was too fucked in the morning to get to my phone even tho i was awake at about 8.

so. i'm on a run baby. it's been a week or two, i can't recall. i refuse to give in to the greater evil they call the doctor. i think i'm recovering, i hope so. roflcopter!

mother's day. unlike the past nineteen years, i have actually decided i will get something for my mom. i didn't know if she actually liked it, but her first response to it was: "you have money to buy this kinda thing?" i remained stoic at first, but tried to stay cheerful throughout the entire pass-the-present session. i even tried to put in good words. but well, whatever. i've done my best.

interesting shyt happening the past few days. playing some top spin at randy's place. out perpetually the whole time. and putting up with all the coughs and stuff. hooo.

random. dunno what to add. head hurting like many chinamen hitting on it.

The Batam Post.

hokae. so here's the batam post.

set out to harbourfront some early in the morning. was supposed to meet at 12noon, but well, everyone was late. headed to the yoshinoya for some breakfast, then to the supermarket for some grocery shopping. mass stuff i tell you. headcount: me, ernest, jared, sharmaine, dan, ben, duck.

ferry ride was largely uneventful. arrived on the island at 2pm batam time. as expected, shyt cropped up with the hotel booking. i dunno why expected, i just had this feeling. anyway, we got another room and the rest of the rubbish was settled. unpacked and went off for a swim!

played some gosu waterpolo. plenty of brokeback action. super tiring tho. went out for some dinner after. contemplated eating at the hotel. there was some teppanyaki crap, chinese food at the dragon inn restaurant, or some barbecue stuff. in the end, we walked out to have seafood. mass spicy stuff.

went back to the hotel and had a drink. played some gosu games which had ernest screaming "FUCK FUCK CHEEBYE TWENTY TWO JARED JASON KANINA". rofl rofl. and jared with his "DOMO, HARDO GAY DESU". damn funny laaaa. after that, shar amazingly ran outta the hotel room for i dunno what. so ernest and i had to follow her downstairs. which was a good thing! because as we sat by the poolside, i gazed upwards and saw a shooting star. fucking nice. i don't think i'll ever forget that place.

next morning, i awoke to zhiwei's face plastered on mine. both he and fook arrived on the first ferry to waterfront city. soooo. slacked a lil, and had dimsum buffet at the dragon inn restaurant. not bad, if you ask me. mass food which we kinda couldn't finish. so we played some "zhong ji mi ma" to finish up the food. benwang was crowned the biggest loser, i think he got to eat like 6 outta 12-14 times. good stuff.

CABLESKI! gosu stuff. everyone else started with kneeboards.. while i fell pathetically at the training boards. ben was pro at bunnyhopping with kneeboards, while zw and ernest easily adapted to it. everyone progressively went on to the training board. AND I COULD STAND ONE WHOLE ROUND!

then came the most eventful stuff that happened throughout the whole trip. jared fell at the drain and got his toe gashed. and when i mean gashed, i mean fucking gashed! i think his toe was simply dangling there. and the guys at the skipark applied calamine lotion on it. i have no idea why. jared stunned the whole group of us by saying: "shit. i can't feel my body." whoo hoo. dan and duck then sent him to a nearby clinic..

zw and i continued ski-ing. ernest, ben and fook didn't do anything cos they were concerned. not that me and zw weren't. but there was nothing we could do at that point of time. so it was a real mood dampener. left in around half hour to rendezvous back at the hotel.

jared seemed fine already. but his wound was blardie exposed. some bandaging they did there. anyway, batam doesn't even have a proper medical facility. heard that they were taken to some doctor in a village. when we asked for a first aid kit at the hotel, they told us to proceed to the drug store and buy the stuff ourselves. good stuff. i forgot which moron joked about using tampons as cotton wool for jared's wound. would be interesting tho. haha!

duck and me ran around looking for supplies. bandage, cottonwool, antiseptic and the likes. luckily, one of the managers-in-charge came up and passed us some bandage; it wasn't sold at the drug store. so zw did the bandaging. which looked kinda professionally done to me. because after bandaging, you can't even see the upper half of his foot.

nothing much left of the trip. had seafood at the same place, and went back to drink some. election results were televised! chiam see tong won potong pasir, and when the worker's party won the hougang seat, i dunno why, but everyone seemed happy. i don't know if we're happy at the opposition winning the seat, or at the pap losing the seat. i think everyone supports the underdog from time to time, huh?

nothing real eventful the next day, and ferry trip back to singapore. the end!

my aching has really healed, SO LET'S GO CABLESKI-ING ERNEST!

Krafty.

i'm sick. i need rest. i <3s this song.

some people get up, at the break of day.
gotta go to work, before it gets too late.
sitting in a car, and driving down the road.
it ain't the way it has to be.

but that's what you do to earn your daily wage.
that's the kind of world that we're living in today.
isn't where you wanna be,
and isn't what you wanna do.

just give me one more day, one more day.
give me another night, just another night.
i need a second chance, second chance.
this time i'll get it right, this time i'll get it right.

i'll say it one last time.
i've got to let you know.
i've got to change your mind.
i'll never let you go.

you've got to look at life the way it oughta be.
looking at the stars from underneath the tree.
there's a world inside and a world out there.
with that on tv you just don't care.

they've got violence, wars and killing too.
all shrunk down in a two-foot tube.
but out there the world is a beautiful place,
with mountains, lakes and the human race.
and this is where i wanna be,
and this is what i wanna do.

New Order - Krafty.

i saw a shooting star at batam. =D update when i feel better.

Weekend with the mofos.

[18:05] gunk: cable skiing pwns
[18:06] benwang: now i starting to feel the pain

I CAN STAND FOR ONE WHOLE ROUND. I AM PROUD OF IT.

and lazy to update for now. batam was good shyt. expect cheap liquor, many people saying "DOMO, HARDO GAY DESU", shooting stars, almost-missing-toe, and cable ski-ing ownage.

I WANT TO GO AGAIN BEFORE GOING NS.

Long Post HOOO!

4:32pm__

i think life is a game of choices. sorta. come to think of it, every single thing in life is about choices. you can choose to eat, or not to eat, if you ignore the consequences of feeling the hunger. i made the choice to come to work late. i can choose not to be late, but well, why start early when you can start late? haha.

actually, not every choice is made out of free will. circumstances limit your choice, to varying degrees. you very much want to go out for a movie with your friends, but someone you dislike is tagging along too. so you'd rather sulk at home videoblogging about birds dying.

(btw, the EmoKid21Ohio and EmoGirl21 are some fake stuff.. sad. i should go look for the video where they confessed.)

once upon a long time ago, i read this on someone's icq profile. it read: "fate brings people together. circumstances seperate them." i dunno what relation it has to what i'm blogging about, but i just remember.

5:11pm__

oh yeah, i'm at work! but there's no internet connection around. so i'm left doing boring stuff like blogging on a notepad. just finished watching naruto movie 2, and it's pretty boring. go find something better to do in that one and half hour. i mean, no new techniques, no new nothing. they didn't even show ninetails anywhere. the same old, "i am lonely, you are lonely." and mass rasengan stuffs. zz. bleach ftw!

just got my pay. in cash! yummm.

i think i'm gonna go nap for a bit. then wake up for dinner. i sound like i'm at home..

5.36pm__

we said we'd write it down cos,
half the times we tend to forget.
all the little things we plan,
and plant so deep inside of our heads.
cross my heart, the feeling's gone.
all hands on deck, all weapons are drawn.
we sing goodnight to sleep this time,
the last time, just like the last time.

fucking bored, thanks. listening to songs over and over again. wheeee.

6.41pm__

grrr. some people can be so retarded.

retard: is your sirloin steak fresh?
me: of course, sir. we wouldn't dare to serve you food that is unfresh..
retard: nonono.. nononono... don't say like that. i work in kitchen one.. i know.. if not fresh just tell me..
me: of course i will, sir.

hi. what the fuck do you know? i mean, asking such retarded question like "is your fresh?" is just plain head-in-ass-query. which retarded server will ever tell you "nope. it isn't fresh. please don't order it." hello?

work in kitchen big fuck? so does that mean that the kitchen you're working at serves unfresh food? please tell me which, so i will never ever go there again. in fact, i don't think i want to see your ugly face again. thanks.

i'm so pissed. grr.

7.13pm__

the cleaning aunty that works around here walked past. she was carrying a small bowl of rice, with just egg, and some bittergourd. she stayed around and spoke with aunty wendy(that's the lady i'm working with tonight) for abit.

apparently, she doesn't even have rice for all of her meals, only dinner. her breakfast and lunch(she works a full-day shift here, almost everyday.) are just bread, noodles, and the likes. damn poor thing la. and her dinner is some pathetic.

i think people need to learn not to take things for granted. i'm in holy mode today.

7.52pm__

every now and then, this indian man will patronise this place. a quirky fellow, he is. without fail, he will order the onion soup, a main course, and two of the same drink(one at a time, of course). he used to order coke all the time, but this time he ordered an "Arena Sunrise". i guess it's a ripoff from a "Tequila Sunrise"; they both look the same.

what i like about this man is, he's extremely polite. the ideal guest to serve. he smiles, and says thank you at any slight gesture, once everytime i serve his soup, clear the plates, or says "Enjoy your meal, sir."

another interesting thing is that he never notices the price on the menu, when ordering his food. and he never hesitates to order more if he's hungry(i'm assuming). i like this characteristic of him, it's pretty much like me when i'm feeling rich. haha. that is, if i ever feel rich. i never liked to look at the price for food; as long as it fills me, and i'm satisfied overall, i think all is fine. so next time if i ever want to treat anyone to dinner, please don't be "ke qi". i dare to open my mouth and say treat you, means i have the money to spend la! but don't be ridiculous okay!

oooh another table coming in..

9.06pm__

whoa. tiring. i went to re-organise all my mp3s into proper folders. boring people do boring stuff. i should be getting ready to pack up soon. heh heh. always get to leave early.

i'm addicted to this kinda notepad-blogging. just like how everyone is addicted to late night cgs. including ernest. haha!

9.13pm__

i just checked next weeks's schedule. sian. i say goodbye to wednesday-sunday.. )=

9.21pm__

my brain is dead. i wanna go home.

9.33pm__

going home HOOOOOOOO!